Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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Will gropes Ebola victims

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

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hi my name is? joe

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Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

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...and I'm a Mormon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eye patch? Names

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

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You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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knock knock come in

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a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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