I have read the Terms of Service.

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What do the Wizard of Oz, Popeye and my sweaty, fat asshole all have in common? The letter O.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did the black man rob the russian guy? He didn't. He was too scared.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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The horse said "nay."

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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Y2K

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A van drives into a car.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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A: thats what your mom said last night! B: my mom committed suicide when i was three because she could not handle the stress of being a teen mother with an abusive boyfriend. A: oh... B: yeah....

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Why is he called Donald Trump? Because he trumps a lot...

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Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Whats the difference........ between a duck?

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

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There were three hungry cows in a barn. One day, one of them finds a stick of butter on the ground, and notifies the other cows of his findings. Since the barn was ran like a democracy, the cows decided via 2/3 vote that the winner of the stick of butter should be decided by a checkers tournament. The problem is that there is no good way to run a checkers tournament with three cows because checkers is a one-on-one game. The first cow suggests trying to find another cow to join in so that they could have a bracket-style tournament, but there were only three cows that lived in the barn. The second cow suggests a round-robin style tournament. The third cow informs the second cow that there is a possibility of a tie because each cow can finish with one win and one loss among the two games in a round-robin tournament. The first cow suggests that the round-robin process can be repeated until there is a winner. This joint suggestion was approved by 2/3 vote by the cows. Finally the checkers tournament begins. The first cow says to the second cow, "you butter not beat me at checkers!"

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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What do you call a Russian civil war? A war in which one side wants to seced from the other.

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