why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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When life gives you lemons you leave the earth in search of what strange lifeform sent you them.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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What happened when the princess kissed the frog? She died, the frog was highly toxic.

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What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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What smells, tastes, and looks like trash? Garbage.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

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How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

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what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

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penis

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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