- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

knock knock come in

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a PENIS

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

what was the dying mans last words? im dying

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? A blue waffle.

Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

What color is my lamp? Brown

How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

How do you get a dead baby out of a blender? Doritos.

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

BILLY BOB JAM:KNOCK KNOCK!! BOBERT:WHAT!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WOULD I EVEN CARE?!! BILLY BOB JAM:PIE BOBERT:WHY WONT YOU SHUT UP BILLY BOB JAM ORLANDIO STEAK?!!?!?!GET ME OUTTA HERE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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