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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

Tacos

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

When Chuck Norris is bitten by a zombie, Chuck Norris doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

womans rights

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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