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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

wheres a good place to find funny jokes? anti-joke.com

What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

i hate you.

what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS locking noise

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why are white people typically not as good at basketball as black people? They don't have the hard work and dedication as those who are better.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

womans rights

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenia, and don't have any friends

i like my women how i like my coffee ....i dont like coffee

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