- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

Did you hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Why did the small child fall off a cliff? Because it was stupid

Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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I'm not as random as you think i salad.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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