- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno, that's why I asked you.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

what do you call a needle with two heads? a two headed needle

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Benevolent villain.

S.O.P.A

Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

if it's friday, it must be China

What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

Baaaaaaahhhhhh

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

What do you call postman pat when he is retired? Pat.

What do you throw a drowning guitarist? An emergency floatation device.

An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

When did the black man go to the pharmacy and why ? His wife , for whom he cared very much , had a cold and he had to get her prescription for her . On top of that , he had a horrible problem problem with painkillers that caused him to have an aneurysm on the way there .

There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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