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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey I just met you

Who is Red and White and comes on Christmas? A Russian Candy Cane

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

2 blonds are driving on the road on their way to Disney Land. They come to the sign that says Disney Land left so they started crying, turned around and went home.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? I stapled it to the first monkey!

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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