N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

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Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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tim rafter died no one cared

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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chuck norris

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravity

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the real mccoy

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Why did Joseph kick the pig in the face? He though it'd be funny.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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