whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the light was green

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

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What's (333x4)-198+(456x100,432)-10+5? Bet ya said i don't know! I don't either.

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Tacos

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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whats the oposite from anti-jokes? uncle-jokes. LOL

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why did i go on the rollercoaster? because there was a muffin on it

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

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womans rights

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

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i hate you.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Please don't rape me.

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