why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Why did the bunny eat his food

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

I came.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Will gropes Ebola victims

Who is the richest clown? You're probably thinking Ronald McDonald but its actually Barack Obama

How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

I farted once. Haiti took the brunt of it.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

...and I'm a Mormon.

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

hi my name is? joe

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why does Magic Johnson always use extra large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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