What is the saddest part of a Jew's life? The fact that every single day the world turns more and more 'jokingly' anti-semetic until the point that the Jewish people have become so overwhelmed by depression that they begin committing suicide until the point of Jewish extinction.

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Horse tits

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Micheal J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because there is no such person as Micheal J. Fox. Michael J. Fox, on the other hand, cannot draw a perfect circle because he has Parkinson's disease.

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roses are grey violets are grey everything is? grey i'm colour blind fml

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a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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What do you tell a 500 lb. Sumo wrestler who's eating your food? Stop eating my food.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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You wanna know what sucks about your face? . . Everything.

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Chuck Norris was a famous actor that starred in Walker, Texas Ranger and Missing in Action. He is a normal person, just like you and me.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, cause he didn't make it till Christmas...

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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What does a cat sound like when it's being raped by a human? MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

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What do you call something with no legs or arms swimming in the lake? A fish.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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