- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

a couple argue and spend the night 96ing each other

Penis.

what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

Q1: How do you get an elephant to laugh? A1: Tell it a joke. Q2: How do you get a cow to laugh? A2: Cows can't laugh.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

no one walks in to a bar bar tender: shit!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Cause he was dead.

What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

whats better than sex? cookies

what's funnier than Norm Mcdonald? EVERY THING

Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

Horse tits

What's black, white and red all over and can't turn around in a corridor? A nun with a spear through her

Why was the alpaca sad He just got raped

why did the little boy cry? some gang killed his family infront of him.

What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

A gorilla walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of celery. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the given situation.

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