Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

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Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

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penis

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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Why did the horse fall over? Because I shot it

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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Dead babies.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's brown, dusty, and full of male? My asshole.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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you wanna hear a joke? no

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

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What did the teacher say to the student who stepped on a rusty nail? You have to go to the Nurse's Office to get a band-aid- I don't have any.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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why do sausage rolls taste of sausage and not roll? Seriously -_- what?

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Tacos

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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When life gives you lemons, throw them away. Nobody likes lemons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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