- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the baby drive the car? Because its a baby.

Women Drivers.

You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a dead hooker? One is a car and one is a human being.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Mmmm, donuts

I'm gay. Great me too.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

What do you call a deaf person? You don't they can't hear you.

Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

a little girl gets raped

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

Two muffins were in an oven. Neither of them said anything because they are inanimate objects. After they were finished baking, they were pulled out and set to cool on a counter to be eaten at a later time.

Why was the black man screaming? The KKK was coming to lynch him.

Go away.

A man walks into a bar. He asks the bartender for a glass of milk. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve milk here.

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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