what is white and sticky? glue.

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What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her? They gave her a stern talking to and then grounded her for a couple days.

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What do you say to a black man who is in your house at night-time, carrying your television? Sir, may you please put down the television as it belongs to me and I worked hard to earn the money to buy it. If you do not I will have to contact the authorities to deal with you in a correct and fair manner.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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I dislike old people.

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W.N.B.A.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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What's funny about suicide? Nothing, that's horrible.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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*Hands women baby* Women: Hes so beatiful! I'm going to love him forever! Doctor: Its not yours, yours died.

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What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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What's more boring than watch grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What do you call a douche with no arms or legs? A device for washing out the vagina as a contraceptive measure.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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