- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

Person 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Person 2: Sure! Person:1: That was the joke... You missed it!!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because after death the body loses control of muscles and the monkey could no longer grasp the branch with his tail

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a chicken

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

KEVIN HART

How do you get a black man off a swing? ask him.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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