How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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your momma so ugly even she wouldnt date herself.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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There is a car full of black people.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

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Nock nock. Whose there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow wh. ( mmmmooooo)

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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Why Because

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What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

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Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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yo mama is so fat, she should seriously consider gastric bypass surgery, morbid obesity is extremely detrimental to one's health

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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