hi my name is? joe

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? You shouldn't eat Jews, unless your a cannibal for which you should seek psychological help.

Lets make like trees and stand still

-What's a real anti joke? -This.

I have read the Terms of Service.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Your dad is so gay, he does not have a girlfriend.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

What's orange and can fly through walls? A Magic Orange.

did you know Helen Keller had a dog? neither did she.

Communism ... ... ... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

Why did the man with no arms and legs fall out of the tree? Gravity.

A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? Lots of stuff.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

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What did the fat man get for his birthday? diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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