What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Finding a repeated joke about no armed susy falling off a swing.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Tacos

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Why do you automatically assume one of them is false, or that either of them is real?

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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what a tomato would say if his friend would be hit by a car? Nothing because tomatoes can't speak

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police. There was a severe accident not long ago. Your family are dead.

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My friends are like trampolines I have none

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jack shine has boobs

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a women

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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