S.O.P.A

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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Your hat is not on you head. Where is it On you head

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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An Arab walks into a bar. He then blows up the bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

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Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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There once was a man from Nantucket Whose name was Mike

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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I slept with a girl with aids and now I do and so does everybody else I have sex with

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Roses are red, violets are blue; So go in bed, where I'll join you...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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