What do you call a man with three arms and three legs and no nose. A highly unlikely instance that no one would believe is real.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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A women walks out of a kitchen.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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whats better than shoes feet

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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