Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

Baseball

Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

i like potatoes

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

chuck norris

Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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