- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? Call the police and have them deal with the tragedy.

Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

What is 69? A two digit number.

i hate you.

How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? That she should train harder for her next boxing match, or find a less physically demanding hobby to partake in.

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

why did the kid kill himslelf? he was bullied.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? The police Johnson Oh, come in Mr Johnson

Your mum is dead

whats worss than getting a papercut gohnnarea

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

Why couldn't the boy ride his bike? He had no legs. Why didn't he have any legs? He was hit by a truck.

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

jewish people like other jewish people.

How many jews can you get in a car? 5, if you don't want any cops after you. The answer can also be 2,6,7,8,9. It's from car to car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

Two cows are standing in a field One cow says "Mooooo"..... and the other cow says "mooooo" also because they are both cows and cannot speak

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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