How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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I am really good at math debating

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If 25 cows walk in to the grocery store, what do you have? A scared manager. MOO!

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Benevolent villain.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Nicholas Cage

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

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I was in the grocery store on a sunday afternoon, and i saw a black man. To my surprise, HE DIDN'T BUY ANY FRIED CHICKEN?!?!

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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if it's friday, it must be China

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

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So this guy walks into a bar. He is promptly rushed to the hospital due to the risk of brain damage, concussion, or other serious head injury.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How can a black man burn his pop-tarts? If he leaves them in the toaster for too long.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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