- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to get the waffle ice cream cone that was on the ground next to the little child who got hit by a bus.

knock, knock, TRICK OR TREAT

An English man, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They each buy a pint and talk about their day.

nice shorts.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

Hey, your mom left something at my house. It is pink and lasy. It is her new hat and i think she will want it back.

What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

Knock knock Who's there? What.

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he wanted to

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

What is the best thing since sliced bread? Sliced butter.

how did the chicken cross the road. it didnt.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Knock knock. Who's there? gun shot

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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