For as long as i can remember, i've had memories

A black guy and a white guy are sitting in the bar. Later they will probably return to their respectable homes.

this website...

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? The grief the family feels at the loss of their newborn child.

There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

Knock Knock Why are you knocking? I have a doorbell.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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