- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

look at there!! an entire dog!!

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Actually a lot because a pizza is a pizza andna Jew is a human.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, hes Jewish.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

What do you call batman when we lost all his money? Broke

ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

Is that a threat or a promise? dragonflies

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

you wanna hear a joke? no

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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