- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why Because

A Jew picked up a penny. He thought his beard matched the guy on the coin.

How do you get a baby to stop crying You kill it

Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

What does Lady Gaga call Hitler? Nothing special because she doesn't refer to him in everyday's speech.

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

Q: How do you surprise a newt? A: Jump on it while shouting, "slippers." This may not work as the newt may die before it has the chance to be surprised, however the slippers should be intact.

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Baby seal walks into a club... what a tragedy

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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