Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Knock Knock Who's There? No One You're Crazy

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NEIL PERT IS THE GREATEST DRUMMER OF ALL TIME!! I LOIVE SMOSH VIDEOS I SEENT EVERY ONE LOLOL

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Your mom is so fat that it's becoming a serious health concern...

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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A man is walking on a beach when he finds a golden lamp. He rubs it and a genie comes out. The genie tells the man he will grant three wishes. The man wastes his wishes on material goods that do not bring him happiness.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

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Q: why did the black man cry when he went to bed? A: he had just had a visit from the police and apparently his family had been tragically killed in a car accident.

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Which way do gay people walk? in One Direction

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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Womens rights

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Q) what happens when you tackle someone with 2 legs? A) you fall over

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what do you call the one eyed man in the land of the blind? You call him an outcast

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W.N.B.A.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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