A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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A: If a quiz is quizzical, what is a test? B: A test can be many things: 1. A procedure for critical evaluation; a means of determining the presence, quality, or truth of something; a trial: a test of one's eyesight; subjecting a hypothesis to a test; a test of an athlete's endurance. 2. A series of questions, problems, or physical responses designed to determine knowledge, intelligence, or ability. 3. A basis for evaluation or judgment: "A test of democratic government is how Congress and the president work together" (Haynes Johnson). 4. Chemistry a. A physical or chemical change by which a substance may be detected or its properties ascertained. b. A reagent used to cause or promote such a change. c. A positive result obtained. 5. A cupel. A: Oh.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

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What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

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Bing

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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What do you call a man with no eyes or ears? - Deaf and Blind.

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What the diffrence between a jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven

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Bill is at a bar with a couple of his college buddies. He notices another one of his friends, Jim, who has his back faced to him, and calls him. The man turns and it is not Jim. Bill apologizes and they carry on with their lives.

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chuck norris

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what was the dying mans last words? im dying

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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