Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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What's the most wonderful time of the year? When your wife dies.

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Situation: A bear is cutting a sunflower's hair Question: How many kangaroos does it take to do surgery on a meatball? Answer: Tomato. Because zebras eat twelve kiwis in a factory every February 29th.

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-Hey, Larry! How much is one plus one? -Two

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A Quadriplegic walked into a bar,

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When life gives you: High Fructose Corn Syrup,Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid,Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Phosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Fumarate, Yellow 5, Tocopherol, and less than 2% natural flavours... Make lemonade.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Your mom is so fat, she has crippling depression and has tried killing herself three times.

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whats worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? being raped by justin beiber

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Hey your name is really Tifa? Sorry, I hate scheming, but in this kind of situation I have to play things safe, I have a wife to take care off, I mean it, I really hate it. Anyway, I got your number, location everything, now if you did send people to harm or even worse kill me, you wont be doing that again, trust me, if I die of an assault, you die next, whoever you are.

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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What word starts with 'f' and ends in 'uck'? Firetruck

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What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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How come the twin boys wanted to climb a tree for fun today? Because They both wanted to commit suicide...

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A Horse walks into a bar. Everyone dies

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Why didn't the black man have a job? He was only in first grade.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

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Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?. I dont know either it was dark.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Justin Bieber

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Water, please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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