Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

Guess what? Chicken butt

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Jewish People

Gadaffi

Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

Baseball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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