Your as much use as Anne Frank's drum kit.

Why do horses read books? We are all doomed...

There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

jack shine has boobs

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

noodles

A ginger rapping.

Canada

whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

i like potatoes

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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