- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

Whats black, white, and read all over? Micheal Jackson reading a book while painting himself red.

Why did the Octopus jump off the bridge? To breathe

Two black guys are in an elevator, one guy gets off at the sixth floor, and the other on the eighth. And thats it.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

This is not Will Smith.

Obama.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

Guess what? Chicken butt

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

whats better than shoes feet

What do you get a black guy when he is hungry? Something edible.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

Why isn't this joke funny Because i have cancer

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

What do you call a bus full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A tragedy

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