Haiku's can be fun But they don't always make sense Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and orders some grapes. The bartender says he does not have any grapes available. The man leaves.

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Two muffins were in the oven. One muffin goes "whoo! It's getting hot in here!" the other muffin goes "ahhh! A talking muffin!!!"

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Why was the woman crying I kick her in the ass really really really hard... With steal toe boots... That had a spike on them... That was biped in poison... And man did she scream.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? Because he was blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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What happens when you read every anti-joke on anti-joke? You spend a lot of time in front of a screen. This means you should have a 10-15 minute break, so that your sinuses can rest and you don't develop a headache.

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Why Did The Girl Fall Off The Swing. IDK maybe she fell asleep.

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Fine then, its me Tifa, I am sorry for going against your ideology, I was trying to emulate and copy you, but yeah... Bad thing is that yeah I taught these concepts to a real shitload of people Nero, on the bright side, its not much compared to what you know. Sorry for being all rude, but thirty something? I mean I never seen your face nor even the color of your skin Mr Doctor Doom, but you always struck me as very, very old. I kinda appreciate you calling me the girl with the big red scared eyes, most people call me you know, most people never look me in the eyes, not that I really blame them.

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Horse tits

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When life gives you lemons... you probably just found lemons...

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What smells worse than a skunk? A dead skunk.

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A man walked into a bar...Ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall of the building and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and sticky? Chewing Gum

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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whats bonged in and looks like milk? harry after some cani

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Knock knock. Who's there? To get the other side!

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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Your mama's so fat she's going on weight-watchers to pursue a healthier lifestyle and avoid the longterm effects of obesity.

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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why didnt the boys drink the coffee? because she coughed on it

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt a black guy ate him.

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Q: What does Osama Bin Laden's dead body and a sea sponge have in common? A: Nothing. One was buried in respectful accordance with Islamic law and the other is an animal of the phylum Porifera that's incapable of murdering thousands of innocent persons.

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