What did the anti-joke say to the joke? Your fly is down.

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A knock knock B who's there A your newborn give me your money or I will hang all your kids

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2 scrubbers walk into a room , one says " can you you smell fresh-air spray"?

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want to no whats funny what your mom

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Your Mother is so kind that when I see her I say hello and ask her how she has been

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Roses re red Violets are black You'd look better with a knife in your back

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What's the difference between 6 and 7? 1.

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Penis.

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He is so gay that he likes penis.

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What's the similarity between a plum and an elephant? Both are purple, except for the elephant.

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A man walks in to a bar, the bartender asks "what will it be?" The man says i don't know, what will it be?"

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whats better than sex? cookies

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yo mamas like a spider always getting wrapped up in her own cu*

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What does the English major do? Write anti-jokes because he has no job

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So there are 2 ninjas in a dojo, The first ninja turns to the second ninja, and says something in Japanese

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What has three legs and bleeds? A cat with a cut off leg.

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what do you a call quadriplegic man in a pile of leaves? Rustle

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If I just post the same thing someone else posted and say it was mine, I'm gonna be really popular because everyone is too dumb to realize it's not my original work of genius.

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A woman comes home and finds her husband with another woman. Their marriage collapses and the husband goes on to marry the other woman and his ex-wife commits suicide.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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A jew walks into an Oven....

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whats the difference between a mexican and an elevator? An elevator can raise a child.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair

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Roses are red violets are blue. I have amnesia so say hello to your nan when you get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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