What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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Whats worse than a dead dog? 5 dead babies and a dead dog...

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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gay marriage.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I think I may be colorblind.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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Baseball

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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