Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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Have you ever seen the mexican that went to college? Yes, the DREAM act increased the number of minorities in public universities

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What is as ugly as Justin Bieber's face? Justin Bieber's face.

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If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his 8th birthday? Prosthetic arms and legs.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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What did the mute child say to his parents for the first time? "My head hurts" Doctors later found he had hypertensitive heart disease and an aneurysm in his brain. He died later that month.

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Why couldn't the kid get into the Pirate movie? He died in a car crash on the way there because of a drunk driver.

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Herman Cain

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner there is no god and everybody hates you.

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Knock Knock. Go away!

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Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

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Why did the Jew pick up the loose change on the ground?Because he has to use it for taxi money to get back home.

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"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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What is the difference between a bench and a mexican? the bench is an object

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why did the cow jump over the moon because it was on a high dose of lsd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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