Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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Your mother is so ugly that your father no lomger finds her attractive

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Roses are blue, Roses are red. Give me your money, Or I'll cut off your head.

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What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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i hate you.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7 is black.

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jack shine has boobs

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A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

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Canada

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noodles

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Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, WTF is this, i gotta take a piss.

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666

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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