Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink and then goes home and beats his wife.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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What did the robot do when a person was shot? Nothing, it wasn't programmed for that situation.

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Golf.

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what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

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How did the Pollack die? Cardiac arrest.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Freddie Mercurys teeth

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