- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog run away from home? His house burned down and his owners were killed.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as he stubbed his foot when he became fully enclosed in the tavern.

What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

what do you call a black guy in a cop car a cop

How do you start a Mexican parade? Close off the streets you plan to have the parade on, and be sure to have a decent amount of floats and marching bands.

Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

What's the difference between an old quarter and a new penny? 24 cents

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Why did somebody text "lol"? Because they laughed out loud.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? Neither have i

Why did the black guy hate the white guy??? Because the white guy enslaved his ancestors.

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

What's funny about a Jew, a Muslim, and a Christian going over the edge of a bridge in the same car? Nothing, they all died

Why did the women keep scratching her head? Because she had lice

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

what's the difference between a lamborghini and you're mother. cars don't scream when you rape them

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

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