professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

I am really good at math debating

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Nicholas Cage

What color is my lamp? Brown

Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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