Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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Two small boys are walking in a schoolyard. One of the boys sits down under a tree looking distraught. The other asks him "Well whats the matter Eddy?" "Every time I walk to my bus-stop in the morning, Jimmy Krugan, pushes me down and takes my money. " The first boy thinks for sec.. "Well here's what you do Ed; go to your Dad's shed and grab a 2X4, paint it bright blue. In the morning, walk to school with it under your jacket and when Jimmy starts in on you give him a good wallop. He wont be bothering you anymore." The following day the boys are in the yard again. Eddy is seen under the tree seeming just as distraught. Confused, the boy asks him.. "Well Ed, did you do what I told you?" "No."

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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alcoholism kills

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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If you say gullible over and over again, it sounds like stupidity.

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Leave the plunger in her toilet with the handle greased.

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? Tiger Woods is an American professional golfer whose achievements to date rank him among the most successful golfers of all time and Santa Claus is a very jolly fellow who brings gifts to the homes of the good children during the late evening and overnight hours of Christmas Eve.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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roses are blue violets are red I am dyslexic and possibly a Jew EJ

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