There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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When is a joke funny? When you read it.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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whats red white and blue? i dont know

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but there is a road to the super market

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what did the man say when he got in the car?nothing he lost his voice in an accient that morning

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Why did the girl's cat fall from the ceiling? Because she didn't use enough tape.

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Jack and Jill climb a tall hill to get some water from the well for there farther who has been working in the fields. Jack trips and hits his hell on a rock and Jill promptly calls 911 and stays with him until help arrives.

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Whats Asian and longer than 2 inches? chopsticks.

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Knock Knock Whos there? smell map smell map who?...really? I was in the middle of a phone call with my paraplegic wife's doctor, who was telling me that her condition has gotten worse and doesn't think she'll make it to the end of the month. You interrupted that in order to get me to say something that sounded like "smell my poo". Forget being allowed into my house, you should be worried about being allowed into heaven. Hopefully as you walk home today, someone will murder you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

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What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

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whats small, black, and crispy? a baby in a drier

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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