- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

What do you call a kid with no arms annd legs? Names

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What did the white guy the black guy and the Asian all have in common Penises

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good. The food I placed in the refrigerator a few hours ago will now be cold.

What color is my lamp? Brown

Nicholas Cage

what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see his mother before she passed away of terminal cancer

Why was the man named Thomas? Because that was his name

Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

What did the frog say Magican? Ribbet.

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Blonde hair is the result of having two recessive alleles for hair color in your genotype. There is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? 9/11

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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