want to go home? yea

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What did the goat say to the dolphin dogs don't lay eggs

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I can't think of a joke!

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What is brown and smells? Poop

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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roses are red violets are blue god made me pretty what happened to you?

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a camel? Nothing, inter-species breeding is impossible.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so there i must be a pig

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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Yo' mama so retarded shes retarted!

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Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the gay guy's house . Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken.

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A mexican goes to an ATM.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

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I remember my first "I remember my first-" joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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