If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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why did the chicken cross the road.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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whats better than shoes feet

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

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Why was the monkey sad? Because somebody stole his banana. Why was the monkey happy? Because your parents are dead.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

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Your mama's so fat, that during her last physical checkup, her attending physician informed her that it would be in her best interest to lose some weight before any serious medical conditions arose that would adversely affect her health and well being in a chronic fashion.

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

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Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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