Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

Ben is gay

What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

Mmmm, donuts

go go gadget

Whats the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A black guy is a human being, and a pizza is a food you racist.

What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

how do you confuse a brunette? tell a joke about how there are no beaches in florida

What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

Why was Susie screaming profusely? Susie has autism.

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

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What lives underground? Grandpa

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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