Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

why did the chicken cross the road.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did we start questioning the philosophical reasoning of chickens?

knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

a banana

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

What's one thing a black man can't have? White skin

Guess what? Chicken butt

What did the drummer say to other drummer? "Hey, I'm a drummer too."

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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