Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

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what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

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What's worse than throwing 8 babies off a cliff? Throwing 1 baby off a cliff.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Holy ****, I'm in heaven.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? Because she was stupid.

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Grapefruit.

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What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

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666

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what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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How do you make a girl happy then sad within 5 seconds? Buy her a pony and then shoot it

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

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