Guess what? Chicken butt

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Gadaffi

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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Baseball

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Bing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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if u dislike this u r most likely depressed

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Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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666

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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S.O.P.A

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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