Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

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a man walks into a bar.......ouch

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3 men- Greg-Allen-And James were on their way back from the bar. When the driver, Greg spun out of control. All of them died Instantly. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told them. " The better you were with Relationships, And loving just one person. The better Transportation you got." He bagan handing things out. " Well, Greg. Looks like you cheated on your most recent Girlfriend... Twice. You get a Bike." Next was Allen " Allen! Shame on you! You have dated 4 women at once! You get a Scooter!" And last was James. " James! You have stayed true to your wife! And all of your other ex- girlfriends. You get a Mustang!" Allen and Greg seen james, Sitting on his car, Upset. "Man! Whats wrong? You have the best thing you could get! I'd be happy!" James looks up and says " Thanks guys, But I just seen my Wife on A skateboard.."

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he wa depresed

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What did the terrorist have for breakfast? Scrambled eggs and a glass of orange juice.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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666 im christian

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What did the mole say? Nothing

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

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Why didnt the kid go in the pool? Because there was no pool!!

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3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the necessary mental ability or muscle structure to complete said task.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

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that awkward moment when you get in the van and there are no sweets...

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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Q: What can a bench do that a mexican can't? A: Support a family.

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jordan HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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