Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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How do you know a dude is dead? He doesn't breath, he has no color in the face and his heart has stoped.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Fat people are harder to kidnap!!

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Ben is gay

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What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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go go gadget

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Mmmm, donuts

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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what time is it rape time

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Your momma's so fat, that if the word for fat was "plachow" I'd say "yeah your momma, she's a little bit plachow."

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

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What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

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What lives underground? Grandpa

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

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What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Who wears a forest ranger's hat and carries a can of kerosene? An arsonist who happens to be a forest ranger.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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