So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

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what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

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How do you have sex with an amputee? stick it in the eyes

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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Women's Golf

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Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's a black eye.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Jeep? Four.

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Why did the boy miss a day off school? He was in a coma

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Why couldn't the Little Boy hear his mother yelling at him? Because his mothers died

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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knock knock. who's there? whoer whoer who? whoer you?

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive Cause she's a woman

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DANA

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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