What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Why did little Timmy get absolutely nothing for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Gadaffi

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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Wy do boys like big butts ? Cause it goes in easy :.:

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why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

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What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Covietz has a large penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

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Bing

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A horse walks in a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse didn't reply because he was a hoarse horse.

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your family is so poor that you require healthcare to recieve money

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So there's this bigass moose, and it goes in the store and it asks the lady bitch "where the potatoes at" and the lady bitch says "down aisle 5" so the moose goes down to isle 5 and there aint no potatoes.

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God lets 3 people from hell come into heaven every year on chisrtmas based on how bad their last day on earth was. Its chistmas and god is standing a the gate of heaven and the first person comes up and god says, "Tell me what happend to you on your last day on earth" and the man says, " i thought my wife was cheating on me so i went to my apartment to check on her and i saw a man on the deck so pushed him off but i didnt know it was my brother. he caught onto the railing so i smashed his fingers with a sledge hammer and he fell 200 ft. Sadly he landed on a bush and survived and so i took the refridguator and through it on him but right after i did i had a heart atack" Then god lets him in to heaven. Then he has the next person come up and god asks him the same question. the man replies, " i was at my brotheres house when some crazy guy pushes me off the my brothers deck but luckily my fingers get caught onthe railing, Then the crazy guy takes a hammer and hits my fingers and i fall but land on a bush. Then the man throughs a refridguator and i get killed." God chuckles and lets him into heaven. The next person comes up and says," picture this, naked in a refridguator." excpaination: the man in tthe refriduator was cheating with the 1st mans wife.

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What is worse than falling into a pit of needles? being lit on fire and then falling into a pit of needles I imagine

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose fell on your head." ..."MMMBBWWAAAAAGGGHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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What happened to Liam? He died because of an infected scrotum.

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What's worse then a dead baby? a dead baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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